oddlegs: and now i’m crying and i don’t know if i ship mindy and casey or mindy and danny FUCK I LOVE THEM BOTH SO MUCH
dilclo: when she texts first <3
foodtrucker: ‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
skittyspostlimitblog: sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club...
deanlovescasandpie: too-much-fandom: amoying: give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof, raise the roof Put a mother on the roof and set it on fire GET OUT
killself: visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor
inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
citymod: do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?
grymshaw: i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok
The Office is officially over and I want to cry.
lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
hotanimegirl: i want a lady on the dash but a freak in the ask
tapdancers: afuckinglesbian: WERE ONLY A MINIUTE INTO THE MOVIE AND I’VE ALREADY SEEN LIKE 20 PAIRS OF NAKED TITTIES, VANESSA HUDGENS SMOKING A BONG AND ASHLEY BENSON SAYING SHE WANTS DICK there’s ANOTHER high school musical??
thatfunnyblog: When someone calls me attractive Funny Stuff you like?
that-stupid-tardis-sound: one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself
yourbones: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent? Nailed it.
mrschriskendall: ”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok”